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The Cold List: Songs Missing Since Jake's Hiatus

By Pete Brooks

Jake Cinninger stepped off the road for the March 2026 West Coast run, and Brendan Bayliss has carried the guitar alone since. The first show without Jake was March 10. As of June 18 the band has played 31 shows in that stretch.

We pulled every song's play history to find the regulars that have gone quiet. All of these were in steady rotation in the two years before the break, and not one has shown up since the hiatus started. If you're filling out picks, treat this as the cold list. Calling any of them is a bet that the new lineup brings it back.

Song Lifetime plays Plays (24mo before break) Last played Gap
40's Theme 543 29 2026-02-15 32
Ringo 548 28 2026-02-14 33
Glory 402 25 2026-02-15 32
Utopian Fir 436 24 2026-02-05 39
Booth Love 267 24 2026-02-06 38
Believe the Lie 194 22 2026-02-07 37
Mulche's Odyssey 437 21 2026-02-13 34
Women Wine and Song 189 17 2026-02-12 35
Wizard Burial Ground 186 17 2026-02-06 38
Got Your Milk (Right Here) 183 17 2026-02-06 38
Pay the Snucka 465 15 2026-02-05 39
Dump City 370 15 2026-02-12 35
Syncopated Strangers 447 14 2026-02-11 36
The Bottom Half 330 13 2026-02-01 41
Uncle Wally 234 8 2026-01-29 44
Professor Wormbog 326 7 2026-02-05 39
Kabump 249 6 2026-02-01 41

A lot of these track straight back to Jake. He sings lead on Believe the Lie, Glory, and Women Wine and Song. Wizard Burial Ground, Mulche's Odyssey, and 40's Theme are his instrumental features. With him off the road, they went quiet too.

A few longtime regulars are missing here on purpose. Out Of Order, Miami Virtue, Crucial Taunt, New Wings, and Roulette had already dropped out months before March, so their long gaps are about set rotation, not the hiatus.

We'll keep this updated. The night one of these comes back, the gap resets and somebody's picks pay off.


How this data was gathered

Every setlist comes from the All Things Umphreys API, loaded into a Postgres database that backs the picks game. ATU's API doesn't hand out gap or times-played numbers, so we compute those ourselves: for each song we count the shows that have a setlist and have happened since it was last played. A song played at the most recent show has a gap of 0. We checked the math against ATU's own show list to make sure the counts line up.

The numbers here were pulled straight from that database through an MCP server, so anything you ask Claude about Umphrey's setlists runs on the same data the game does. Both pieces are open source: the data store and loader and the MCP server.

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